Those loveable scamps, will they never learn that real crooks imitate CSI, not Ocean’s Eleven!

Three men who allegedly staged an inside-job San Jose bank robbery after watching the movie “Ocean’s Eleven” will be in court today.

Brian Tirao Deguzman and Allen Tam Vu, both 25, and Armando Anaya Mendez, 22, were arrested Wednesday evening for allegedly stealing $100,000 from the Wells Fargo branch inside the Safeway store at 3202 Story Road.

They also don’t rob Safeways.