And you thought Michael Bay was an idiot before this story broke? Now US Magazine reports the director thinks Megan Fox is too skinny for his Transformers sequel. Guess she skipped those late night munchie raids with co-star Shia LaBeouf. 

While we don’t agree with Bay’s physical assessment, we have come up with an easier solution than Taco Bell binges and Ben and Jerry jaunts. Cut Fox. Replace her with Hairspray sweetie Nikki Blonsky. She needs the work.